by Alex Anguiano | Feb 14, 2023 | Uncategorized
Bin There, Done That: A Clever Guide to Garbage Can Etiquette Getting rid of your trash may seem like a no-brainer, but apparently, some of us have been using our no-brains to do it all wrong. It’s time to dump those bad habits and trash our trashy ways with...
by Alex Anguiano | Feb 7, 2023 | Uncategorized
Man’s Backyard Junk Pile Grows So Large, NASA Confirms It’s Visible from Outer Space Local resident, John Smith, was in for a surprise when he received a call from NASA, informing him that a massive pile of junk in his backyard had been spotted from space. According...
by Alex Anguiano | Feb 1, 2023 | Uncategorized
"Overenthusiastic Old-Timer Who Crushed P90X in 2003 Struggles to Lift Couch, Feels the Wrath of Father Time and Gravity" Bob, a self-proclaimed “young at heart” man, had been tired of looking at that old couch in his garage for far too long. It had been...
by Alex Anguiano | Jan 27, 2023 | Uncategorized
Woman's Overstuffed Garage Mistaken for Storage Unit, 'Storage Wars' Crew Shows Up to Bid on Her Hoard A local woman was left in shock when she came home to find a crew from the popular TV show “Storage Wars” outside her home, ready to bid on her cluttered...
by Alex Anguiano | Jan 26, 2023 | Uncategorized
Man's Overconfidence Leads to Epic Failure in Solo Dump Run Attempt, Forced to Call for Backup Long Beach, CA- A man with a big plan and an even bigger ego, decided to tackle his own junk removal project. He thought to himself, “How hard could it be? I’ll...
